Instrument puns

I love puns! Especially puns that involve something else arty like music 🙂 Here are some more instrument puns and jokes

I didn’t want my kids to join band or orchestra, and risk being exposed to so much sax and violins.

We’ve really got to guitar act together.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why is the French horn the most divine instrument? Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out.

A harp is a nude piano.

Brass instruments were band in my school