I love Star Trek puns 😀
Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?
A: A croaking device.
Q: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can?
A: Worf Speed.
Q: Have you read the book “Chekov: The Navigator”?
A: It’s by: I. Kiptin
A young man was applying to join Starfleet:
“Where were you born?” asked the recruiting officer.
“All of me, sir.”
Captain Kirk: “Since all of you crewmembers performed so inefficiently today, there’ll be no liberty at Starbase Seven.”
Voice: “Give me liberty or give me death!”
Kirk: “Who said that?”