Picard on voicing

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I love Star Trek puns šŸ˜€

Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?

A: A croaking device.

Q: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can?

A: Worf Speed.

Q: Have you read the book “Chekov: The Navigator”?

A: It’s by: I. Kiptin


A young man was applying to join Starfleet:

“Where were you born?” asked the recruiting officer.

“Earth, sir.”

“What part?”

“All of me, sir.”


Captain Kirk: “Since all of you crewmembers performed so inefficiently today, there’ll be no liberty at Starbase Seven.”

Voice: “Give me liberty or give me death!”

Kirk: “Who said that?”

Voice: “Patrick Henry.”

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